Axis of Evil Update

Iraq
Country is in civil war; US troops are an occupying force and targets for Iraqi insurgents. Not a WMD in sight. Expensive and chaotic. Has caused much of the Muslim world, not to mention the rest of the world, hate us. Mission Accomplished.

Iran
Nations on the US doody list learn that the best way to keep the US out of their country is to make bombs. No one wants to be Iraq, so they are working on weapons of mass destruction for real.

North Korea
“We don’t want the smoking gun to be in the form of a mushroom cloud.” Oops—we got the wrong country! North Korea has the bomb.

Georgie, you are doing a heckuva job with the Axis of Evil. You sure did learn them not to misrespect you.

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4 responses to “Axis of Evil Update

  1. A perfect post.
    A neat, concise smack in the face with the truth.
    And with a laugh out loud last line.
    Thanks, Sassy.

  2. No, thank YOU, Dive.

  3. dude…your thoughts on N. Korea echo mine. I’m sitting here wondering . . . why the hell did he let this one go, and choose a non-threatening country like the emaciated Iraq.

  4. I have ceased trying to understand our leader. I don’t get it. I never will. I never thought that I would say that I would miss Clinton (I thought that he was too conservative), but I do. I truly do.

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