For: Sassy Sundry
When: Now, Before, Always
Why: Her Leg STILL Hurts a WEEK after Pulling a Muscle
I swear, I want to cut my leg off. I still can’t walk right. I can’t clean. I can’t do laundry. I can’t get all the effing empty boxes down the stairs and into the recycling bin. I can’t dance. People stare at me like I’m going to turn into Kaiser Soeze when I cross the street. People stare at me all the time. I want to beat them with sticks.
This sucks. Waaaaaaa. Pity me.